corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass)

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband)

(Source: terrysdiary)

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"I don’t give a fuck what people think because people don’t think"
— (via wylona-hayashi)

(Source: defianse)

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
— (via 99teen)

(Source: esssence)

razzykitty:

teysa-orzhov-rules-lawyer:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

I woke up with scars on my arms. This happens every few days.

When I was in elementary school, I punched a kid in the face because he was making fun of me.

(Source: birdsorthebeez)

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour)

(Source: whiteteethteens)